Life Near the Stupid Zone

I grew up with three brothers and of the nine children that I labored to bring into this world, eight of them are boys.  I like to think that on most days I "get" boys. I must admit though, that there are times when I am completely dumbfounded by the thought process that goes through their mind which brings about some of the things that they do.

Imbedded deep within the soul of every boy is a need for adventure. A urning to throw caution to the wind, if you will, and just go for it. As a mom of boys, I have found it difficult at times to walk the delicate balance of letting them be boys but not allowing them to cross over into the stupid zone. Many times I have been the lone dissenting voice of reason, but more often than not I really try to let my boys be boys, pray extra hard, and limit comments like "Are you guys sure this is a good idea?" 

One time when the boys were younger they were playing out in the backyard on a small plastic seesaw that was molded into the shape of an alligator. Fairly harmless toy, one would think, so I felt comfortable going into the house and just checking on them occasionally through the kitchen window. The first few times I checked on them all was well. I rejoiced that they were not under foot and I was able to get the kitchen cleaned up and the floor mopped.

Now when you hear a bunch of boys whooping and hollering and saying things like, "Oh wow! That was cool!" and "Let me try! Let me try!" It is time to put down the mop and see what is going on. Words like that from a group of boys could indicate that they are about to cross over into the stupid zone.

Sure enough, they had attached that "harmless" seesaw to a long rope that was hanging from the poor old magnificent Pecan tree. I knew that the rope was securely fastened to the tree because several days before their dad had tied it up so that they could swing from it like Tarzan.  My concern came from the fact that I was way less certain that the boys had securely attached the rope to the seesaw and that they had loaded their four year old brother onto this makeshift flying toy and were pushing him through the air and around the tree.

Yep, stupid zone! I put an end to their fun.

A few years later the boys strung up this same brother, who piloted the flying alligator, with chains and attached him to the bicycle hooks that were screwed into the ceiling of the garage. I go into the garage and see my son hanging from the ceiling. The brothers who put him there were nowhere to be found. Matt, my young acrobat, seemed to be having fun swinging from the ceiling and the danger seemed minimal, so on this occasion I chose to let boys be boys. Eventually his brothers showed back up and got him down and the "adventure" was talked about in the Havens' house for days.

Well, I had just about mastered  the difficult balance of not being an overprotective mother but not letting my boys be stupid either, when the stakes suddenly got lots higher.  As the boys got older swinging from the garage ceiling no longer seemed adventurous enough.  Gone were the days of trying to start a fire with nothing but a magnifying glass and the sun. No, now adventure involved dry ice bombs, rockets made from everyday items like diet Coke and Mentos, and rings of fire burning in the street to greet me as I came home from the store. Did you know that if you rub hand sanitizer all over your hands and set them on fire that your hands will not burn?! (This, by the way, is the subject of my next blog.) There seems to be some law among these boys that screams,"The danger involved must escalate!"

One evening while I was in the house I kept hearing the air compressor in the garage kick on.  At first I thought nothing of it, but it was coming on frequently and I was also hearing an odd thump as well, so I decide to go investigate. What I found astounded me! The boys had made what I can only describe as a large bazooka gun powered by our air compressor. They were loading large bouncy balls into the barrel of this gun and launching them into the air. The thump I was hearing was these balls leaving the barrel. They were going so high that they disappeared until, upon their descent back to earth, you once again caught sight of them. The boys were in a state of frenzied excitement. All of them whooping and hollering and jumping with abandon. Against my better judgement and contrary to my voice of reason I allowed this adventure to continue. These boys were bonding. They were feeding their wild side. They were living on the edge. Their dad was right there in the middle of it all so who was I to throw water on this fire of manhood. By the next evening, however, launching balls no longer brought about the same level of excitement. The boys were now sending vegetables, among other things, into the atmosphere. They were even talking about stuffing their littlest brother into the tube! I knew this was not going to end well if they were allowed to govern themselves.

Turned out that my dead on intuition proved to be right. I walked out of the house just in time to see my large leaf rake soaring effortlessly through the air and headed straight for my neighbor's house across the street. It was over. They had crossed the line and were knee deep in stupidity.  Dad even agreed. The balls were okay. The vegetables were a little "iffy" but still agreeable.  Garden tools, however, were a different story and definitely the nail in the coffin of this adventure.

I love that God has surrounded my life with boys. By nature, I am not an adventurous soul. I usually do not take risk and I am most comfortable playing it safe. When we go to a theme park, I actually enjoy standing at the end of the ride holding all the bags and souvenirs.  You know what, though? I am learning from my men (and by the way, from my daughter as well, who is every bit as adventurous as her brothers, she just doesn't walk so close to the stupid line.) that life is a roller coaster adventure and not meant to be lived just sitting around at the bottom of the ride holding all the bags. 

I recently heard a song on the radio that has been going over in my soul for days. It talked about  living life "unsafe, unsure, but unafraid..."  Truth be told, that is what I really want for my kids and for me and my husband as well; to live out our days willing to take risks and walking by faith; to live with passion and without fear; to live all out with our eyes fixed on the Great I AM; to live a life worthy of The Lord Jesus and to have a blast doing it.  

 "Lord, let us live unsafe, unsure, but unafraid...oh and please keep us out of the stupid zone!"

Beauty for Ashes

At a very early age my little world spun out of control. I remember feeling lost and confused and helpless amid the chaos.  It was too big of a mess for me to ever even know how to begin to put it all back together, so I took comfort in bringing order to what I could. I arranged the books on my shelf by height, hung my clothes up in the closet according to color and style, and did my chores meticulously.  My room was organized and tidy and therefore so was my life.  Thus began my need to control what I could and fret and fear about what I could not.

As I grew so did my need to keep a tight grip on my surroundings.  The deep soul desire for security drove me to need every part of my life neat and in order.  I walked in fear of the future because it was unknown and I was unable to control it.  Changes of any kind brought on a swell of dread and anxiety.  I desperately wanted to trust Jesus, but the truth be told, I did not truly believe that He loved me and wanted His very best for me.

In Hebrews 13 it says, "... for He [God] Himself has said, I will not in any way fail you nor give you up nor leave you without support. [I will] not, [I will] not, [I will] not in any degree leave you helpless nor forsake nor let [you] down (relax My hold on you)! [Assuredly not!]"  According to His word, God could not leave me in that pit of fear and dread and insecurity.  And so at the age of 20 He set me on the road to freedom from the very exhausting need to have control.

He gave me my husband who loves me beyond anything that I deserve and who feels no need to be controlled by his wife.  None.  Not at all.  Ever.  After 27 years together I have all but given up on trying to convince him that he needs to do what I want him to do and when I want him to do it! (We are both first born kids in our respective families and anyone who knows anything about birth order might wonder if God was quite aware of what he was doing when He brought us together.)  God used the unconditional love this man has given me, to heal a brokenness in me that was deep and severe. God knew I needed a rock-solid man who would not be swayed by the tantrums of a healing wife, to birth in me a security that my heart had yearned for.

Now, in another divine intervention so as not to leave me in that pit of despair, God arranged for me to give birth to nine children.  With each new baby I became more keenly aware that I was going to have to release my need to control every little detail or I was going to have a breakdown.  If you know me at all, you know that my babies are my dreams come true, but something had to give when a momma of nine needs all the Legos arranged in plastic boxes according to type and color!  That something was about to give!

When I was about 39 God took me on a journey that at the time I thought would be the death of me, but in reality was His grace and mercy reaching down and taking hold of me and drawing me out of the deep waters of fear and insecurity. God had used my husband and my babies to plow and prepare the soil of my hardened and self-protected heart, so now I was ready for Him to teach me to walk in the freedom that He had died to give me.

Through a process of several years the Holy Spirit drew to the surface of my soul, wounds that had crippled and deformed me.  Through many a sleepless night I literally thought that I was dying.  With fear and adrenaline coursing through my mind and heart, He taught me to cling to His Word.  Throughout the wee hours of the night I would pace back and forth through my quiet and darkened living room audibly repeating every scripture I could find on fear and His love for me. I begged Him to let me quit walking through where He had me, but like my husband He was unmoved by the fit that I was throwing. 

With time I began to see some changes in me that I knew were nothing short of a miracle.  I became convinced of the love of Jesus for me.  That realization set me free from the snare of fear.  That, then, set me free to release my need to control and entrust my life into His capable hands.  Like never before in my life the Holy Spirit had become my trusted counselor and had led me to the Truth found only in Jesus.  The Word of God renewed my mind and released me to be all that God intended me to be.

I write this because I want you to know that what He did in my life, He will do in yours.  I am convinced that true freedom and healing are found only in Jesus. He cannot leave you behind in your place of despair, because He is true to His Word.  He will take every broken, devastated, crushed area of your heart and give you beauty for those ashes.  He is at work in you to bring about something beautiful that will bring Him glory and honor. Invite the Holy Spirit to counsel and empower you. Entrust yourself into His loving care and stand confidently on His Word which is Truth.  Do not be moved when the attacks of the Evil One are especially intense.  One of the last things the Devil wants is for a daughter of the King to truly get ahold of who she is in Jesus.  Trust your Redeemer who loves you more deeply than you can grasp; He is bringing you out into a spacious place of beauty and freedom!